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It’s been 3½ years since I had a shower curtain; I’ve always had an apartment with a bathtub door. Our new place has no doors, so we’re back to curtains. We have a lightweight fabric shower liner that we use instead of the normal vinyl curtains; it means we can just throw it in the washer every so often and not worry about mildew buildup. The problem is that the light weight means it is particularly susceptible to the annoying “shower curtain effect” (the phenomenon where the shower curtain billows inwards when the shower spray is running).

There are two widely accepted causes of this “shower curtain effect”:

• Hot shower water heats the air, which then rises. Cold air rushes in via path of least resistance to take its place. This path of least resistance is typically under the bottom of the curtain, leading to inward billowing. This is not the only factor, because it has been shown that cold-water shower spray still exhibits the shower-curtain effect (albeit a reduced effect).
• The shower spray has some kind of thermodynamic effect that generates a force normal to the direction of spray, which happens to be inwards of the shower curtain.

Armed with this knowledge, there are a few tried-and-true solutions:

• Replace the curtain with a glass door. I’m a renter; this option is not available to me.
• Install magnets or weights at the bottom of the curtain. Most curtains come with magnets sewn into the bottom corners, or with sand sewn into the bottom hems of the curtain. Magnets only work if the tub is metal (ours isn’t). Weights don’t seem to work that well, or at least the weights in our liner aren’t sufficiently heavy to prevent the shower curtain effect.
• Don’t draw the curtain all the way closed; leave more room at the side for the cold air to enter. This actually works, is reversible (no security-deposit-affecting modifications to the bathroom are required), and is cheap (no purchase required). The downside is that cold air is entering via the side, nullifying most of the motivation for a hot-water shower.
• Add an outer curtain. Froofy shower curtain/liner sets are available at upscale housewares establishments like Target. The outer curtain typically hangs low to the ground (maybe slightly lower than the inner liner), and serves to block air, as well as to provide some aesthetics to the bathroom decor. The inner liner serves to keep the water from getting out. This has the reversibility and cheapness properties of the preceding solution, without the disadvantage of cold-air entry.

We had an extra vinyl curtain (new) that the landlord had left for us; I just installed that on the outside as an outside curtain, while using our nice lightweight fabric liner on the inside as a liner. Voilà: no more shower-curtain effect.

Until we find a washer and gas dryer to put in our garage, dead time at the local laundromat has given me an opportunity to take a few photos of the surrounding neighborhood, and to take a 10-minute walk to the beach to watch some die-hard surfers catch some waves in what must be freezing temperatures:

I moved mid-December last year and was without home internet access (and therefore tsaiberspace.net was down) for almost a whole month. Right after a move is one of the worst times to be without internet. It was extremely difficult to do a bunch of things:

• Filling out numerous change-of-address forms with banks, credit cards companies, utility companies, work benefits, etc.
• Shopping for the myriad things one needs just after moving.
• Finding nearby business at which do said shopping.
• Re-registering for online bill payment under the new address.

We were making trips to the public library for wireless internet to do a bunch of stuff. We’re just about settled in now. The last thing we have to do is to buy a washer and dryer (from craigslist) and find a guy with a truck to help deliver it.