No one can hear me scream

After a six-year hiatus, the high-flying globe-trotting lip-reading Chinese-speaking master of disguise is back for a third movie.

[pistol][pistol][pistol][pistol] Handguns: even the unsuspecting newlywed wife eventually fires one.
[m16] Assault rifles: a disappointing lack of gee-whiz gadgetry here.
[sportscar] Requisite fancy sports car with hot-chick driver: check.
[explosion][explosion][explosion][explosion] Explosions: plenty, by land, by air, and even intra-cranial.
[skull][skull][skull][skull] Body count: plenty, almost boringly so.
[protractor] Tom Cruise uncredibly whipping out the compass-and-protractor geometry: check
[globe][globe][globe][globe] Globe-trotting: Berlin, Rome, Virginia, Shanghai. Who knew Tom Cruise could speak Italian and Chinese (no German required; everyone in Berlin is target practice)? For all the globe-trotting, there is an odd lack of subtitles; in fact, most subtitles only appear when Ethan Hunt is lip-reading.

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Posted in Movies on Sat May 13, 2006 at 12:57 am by Rob | 1 Comment